It's not the white-sanded littoral paradise of a thousand movies but a grungy, rock-strewn place.
Carry it in a briefcase or other, preferably grungy-looking, case.
British Dictionary definitions for grungy
grungy
/ˈɡrʌndʒɪ/
adjective (slang) -gier, -giest
1.
(mainly US & Canadian) squalid or seedy
2.
(of pop music) characterized by a loud fuzzy guitar sound
Word Origin and History for grungy
adj.
"sloppy, shabby," 1965, American English slang, perhaps a blend of grubby and dingy.
Slang definitions & phrases for grungy
grungy
adjective
Shabby; squalid; dirty; grotty, scuzzy: I put down in my grungy little notebook that Max Frisch was a wise man/ the peerless, fearless, slightly grungy Grodin to investigate